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Coldplay - "Moon Music" Review

Like frosted tips and planking, Coldplay records won’t age well. And while millions love them now that they’re a prime concern, few will pledge allegiance once the hype has dyed down. Yet, fair is fair; unlike bad hairdos and weird internet fads, the Coldplay…
8.0
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Charm School and Plattenbau Reviewed

Charm School – Debt Forever Protests are going out of fashion, you’d think. But that’s just because no television network will pick up the new season, and the social media channels pick and choose what they want to show. Do this long enough, and who knows what…
8.5
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Mr. Gnome and Razorbill Reviewed

Mr. Gnome – Not This Time, Devil Pop music has many famous stories that have fed its mythology. And it’s this mythology that the artists and those who represent them in business matters are so desperate to keep selling. Blink, and you’ll miss the latest…
8.5
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Kuwaisiana and Log Flume Reviewed

Kuwaisiana – Gentrification Look, I know what many of you think about punk-rock music. You think that the genre’s songs, which are supposed to be all so powerful and driven by righteous anger, are either about nothing or that the musicians spend all of their time…
8.5
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Snails and The Midnight Stroll Reviewed

Snails – Dorul The language of music is universal, sure. The lyrics featured in a pop song aren’t vital, provided that the singer is able to make audiences understand what they mean through the phrasing of their voice. These are the reasons why non-English sung…
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The Dandy Warhols - “ROCKMAKER” Review

The Dandy Warhols have dedicated their life to all things cool. They’re far in the game and have stayed true to their word. Yes, they are to modern bands, not unlike what the hippies were to the alternative rockers of the 90s. The new album, “ROCKMAKER”, proves two…
8.0
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Your Westies and Folklore Society Reviewed

Your Westies – Cherries We all wait anxiously for the “New Sound,” that thing that will make us music listeners and record collectors find something wholly novel and exciting to ping our collective hopes on. But although new sounds and techniques do spring up…
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Neomantra - "Paranosis" Reviewed

Being out and about in modern society is nothing unlike being invited to a cocktail party at a shareholder’s meeting. We can pat ourselves on the back about how civilised we’ve become. We can compliment each other on the success we’ve been having. However, we are all…
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The Ram - "Space Cowboy" Review

Old timely wisdom says that the most surefire way to chase good fortune away is by being tense at all times, staying angry, and being pessimistic. If this turns out to be true, it’s terrible news for the majority of modern rock bands. After all, many of them have been…