Here I was bemoaning my lack of Scandinavian living standards, dreaming about their perfect schools, healthcare, and wonderful lager. When in reality, according to Dan Rose, underneath the glamour and the money lies something severely sinister.
That, at least, if you are to believe Dan Rose, a man whose voice and words are pretty convincing. Remember when those fancy lads in suits playing Brit Pop used to prophesize of the Empire’s inevitable crumble. Dan Rose, in less fancy apparel, says the same about Denmark, and where inclined to believe him.
Still, those Danes make mighty good lager, and can always be depended on for a surprise in football tournaments.