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Honestly dishonest: The Qwarks and Dutch Tulips reviewed

Dutch Tulips – Sick Middle It’s amazing how many opportunities life presents to the ones that can really talk a good game. Sure, you could be a salesman, but you might be thinking too small. The jobs of politician, lawyer, criminal, rockstar, all rackets in…
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Today and forever: Aidan Jack Finnecy & Spider reviewed

Spider – Energy Gone Wrong Committing a large chunk of your life to play hardcore punk is akin to joining a dissident political group in a country ruled by a one-party system under the iron fist of a dictator. You’ll definitely get recognized, you won’t…
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Stare it down: Too Early to Tell and Glitched reviewed

Glitched – Gassed and Smashed Ain’t it strange how little guitar-driven, aggressive music is making the rounds of the pop charts nowadays? Some will decry the state of rock, this old, musky-smelling thing, and its incapacity to draw attention to itself. But…
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Psychedelic poetry: ØZWALD and Ann James Jr

Ann James Jr – The Rain As you read this, please spare a thought for the thousands of young poets scribbling away in their notebooks in some lonely, dingy, little room, dreaming of one day getting to perform their poetry together with musical accompaniment, in front…