8.5
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Snails and The Midnight Stroll Reviewed

Snails – Dorul The language of music is universal, sure. The lyrics featured in a pop song aren’t vital, provided that the singer is able to make audiences understand what they mean through the phrasing of their voice. These are the reasons why non-English sung…
7.8
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Zulitas and LIL DUSTY G Reviewed

Zulitas – The Trilogy Nobody wants to work too hard unless they have some kind of chemical imbalance, making them toil their life away. Musicians aren’t any different, and especially not the people in the pop world. Why there’s all that business about dressing…
7.8
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Mike Amerika and Lautmusik Reviewed

Mike Amerika – Angie Anne Those singers who have a modicum of respect for their future audiences and who haven’t had the chance of being in the minority of people born with Freddie Mercury-like resources of talent take singing lessons. They can then boast about…
8.0
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Payphones and White Mount Lightning Reviewed

Payphones – I LOSE MY HEAD I sometimes like to imagine what the music world would’ve been like if instead of the professional backup bands that recorded Michael Jackson or Donna Summer records, they would’ve got The Cramps or Sex Pistols instead. I imagine that…
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Top 150 Greatest Rock Bands of the 2000s

The greatest rock bands of the 2000s were often on the charts, had millions of fans worldwide, and some of them played to stadium crowds. This didn’t happen so long. Yet, in a commercial sense, this was the last stand of rock music for a while. All of the exposure…
7.8
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Reactor-7 and Mr. Limbis Reviewed

Reactor-7 – El Reto Perfecto English isn’t even that popular. Not in the grand scheme of things. Only 400 million people speak it as a native tongue, and if you’re counting Americans, many of them are not very good at it. Still, English is the default language…
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Cruise Torts - Cruise Torts

It’s almost a cliche to say it now, but once upon a time, you can imagine a person’s life, habits, and challenges by glancing at their record collection. The same cannot automatically be assumed by staring at collections of other types. And, you certainly can’t assume…
7.8
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Dear Providence and Andreya Casablanca Reviewed

Dear Providence – Like a Saint Musicians who can craft really beautiful melodies are a bit like international fashion models—the world will listen to just about anything they have to say. With the floor all theirs, they may choose to talk about the poems of…