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Eggshells and Phil Conine Reviewed

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Beware! Beware! and Dan Krochmal Reviewed

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Luah and The Classicals Reviewed

Luah – Small Time If you’re one of those big-time music fans, you probably often find yourself stuck in some minuscule club on the weekends with a dozen or so other people waiting for bands to share their music. It’s on really hot summer nights or blisteringly…
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Terra Twin and DahL Reviewed

Terra Twin – Again and Again Memories ain’t nothing. They shouldn’t scare you. They have little power over you. At least, not as much as they could have. The brain’s cleverly wired in such a way that many of the worst nights and most tense mornings that…
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Sarah Swire and Sally Duhon Reviewed

Sarah Swire – Tight Generally, audiences have understood how much they’re willing to see their favourite entertainers misbehave. They’ve communicated these decisions through ticket sales and nasty comments left on their social media profiles. How should the…
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timothy e. cooney jr and Matthew Squires Reviewed

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Dork and Kaala Reviewed

Dork – Legs The second worst thing that you can tell somebody from Northern Europe, if you’ve known them for a few decades, is that you love them. That will really freak them out.  The very worst thing that you can do is sit next to them on the bus or the…