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PICKLE JUICE and General Labor Reviewed

PICKLE JUICE – Caught In A Lie Plugging an electric guitar into a large amp and then playing with the rest of the band at a really quick pace will, still get you noticed. People will stop what they’re doing, move closer to the stage and give you some time to wow…
8.5
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Headways and ALICE ANIMAL Reviewed

Headways – Pressure I hope rock music is around forever and as popular as it was in its glory days. But there ain’t guarantees of that happening. If you just look back at the past and at all of the music genres that were once enormously popular, the odds don’t…
8.0
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Michael Younker and Running Man Reviewed

Michael Younker – Bad News People who don’t run fast enough from a terrible town that they grew up in, from terrible friends and family, or from an awful job are condemned to be stuck in it for life. It’s only the ones that would prefer to starve, to have nobody…
8.0
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Halfway Down and Jersey Calling Reviewed

Halfway Down – No Time Now If they stick together for a long time, pop-punk bands spend the first years of their career writing songs about being carefree and reckless and then spend all of the rest of their career writing songs about how they feel sorry for…
7.5
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All Waffle Trick and Christmas Reviewed

All Waffle Trick – Taking the Long Way Growing up in a phase in which you invested a great amount of energy as a young person isn’t entirely absurd. If you’re not fast enough or don’t have anything good enough going, you may end up like one of the fat guys…
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Top 150 Greatest Rock Bands of the 2000s

The greatest rock bands of the 2000s were often on the charts, had millions of fans worldwide, and some of them played to stadium crowds. This didn’t happen so long. Yet, in a commercial sense, this was the last stand of rock music for a while. All of the exposure…
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Pretend Collective and Asian Passerby Reviewed

Pretend Collective – Children in the Trees Childhood is the great reservoir from which people drink once they’ve become adults or, in unfortunate scenarios, a source of trouble and anxiety for the remainder of one’s life. Worse still, this is one period in which…
7.8
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the IV and GROTTONAUT Reviewed

the IV – I am the moon, you are the sun There are plenty of people working hard to reduce music to a bunch of formulas. They argue that what we’re dealing with is pure math. Once you get the algorithm to work right, no secrets ought to be kept from us. It will…
7.8
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altre di B and Sr. Reviewed

altre di B – Big Boi In “Almost Famous,” one of the definitive movies about the flory and ridiculousness of rock bands, the arena-filling group has just one requirement from the young journalist following them around. They just want him to make them look cool.