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Vordermann and Taylor Crawford Reviewed

February 13, 2025
Vordermann – Cloudpiercer Listen, no kid goes to a music store for the first time, tries out an electric guitar and wonders how to toggle the volume back far down enough so that nobody in the near vicinity is bothered. All rock guitarists are sadists! And…
8.0
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Flower and Pines and Renato Medeiros Reviewed

February 8, 2025
Flower and Pines – Parasite What with all the technology now dominating our day-to-day lives, things have been turning medieval. A new era of enlightenment is very far on the horizon. But what seems to be approaching, for those willing to cast a glance out, are all…
8.5
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Our Escape and Múnro Reviewed

February 3, 2025
Our Escape – Thoughts and Prey War is the most abhorrent thing that humans have ever invented. And, boy, didn’t we work hard to perfect our atrocities? We’re so used to it that you’ll find people saying that it’s inevitable. And, once every few years…
8.0
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Honeysucker and Mystery Friends Reviewed

January 31, 2025
Honeysucker – New Dust Most people are looking for something to destroy them. But it’s a big decision, of course, and it’d better be worthwhile. There are many things that can turn your life upside down, have you counting stars in the daytime and make you walk…
8.5
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MIEN and E.W. Harris Reviewed

January 29, 2025
MIEN – Evil People If you don’t laugh, you’ll just cry. And if you can’t laugh, you must at least try to be entertained by the world around you. It won’t work at first, sure, unless you’re some kind of maniac who gets off on pain, suffering, and terrible…
7.8
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The Heart Of The Sun and Why Tony Reviewed

January 29, 2025
The Heart Of The Sun – Sorrow Took My Soul There must’ve been a moment when you came back home and locked yourself in your room while listening to melancholy-filled music that your parents sat you down for a talk. They’d probably heard about this happening…
7.8
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PODVIG! and Osnova Reviewed

January 26, 2025
PODVIG! – Cloud Maze Look, every musician earnestly hopes and imagines that the next time they will touch a musical instrument something wonderful and unique will occur. Every one of these musicians also knows that these kinds of things need to be documented, but…
8.3
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Sunny Daze & the Weathermen and Robert Ascroft Reviewed

January 23, 2025
Sunny Daze & the Weathermen – Wax Lips I wasn’t there when someone played the first rock show in a barn or the very first time kids stole money from their parents to buy a rock record. But I presume that rock fanatics weren’t the kind of people who got up…