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The Devil Is Real and Swimsuit Addition Reviewed

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Whalers and Avid Fan Reviewed

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BIG FRIGHT and The Mends Reviewed

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After The Anthem and Fight Back Mountain Reviewed

After The Anthem – Save Me Now Don’t waste your time! Life’s for living and for getting as much of what you want, provided you don’t become one of those egomaniacs and start harming your fellow man in the process. All of these things may sound obvious…
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Bad Progress and Muster Marks Reviewed

Bad Progress – Pictures of Girls The majority of us are overstimulated. We’re also tired and uninterested all the time. Most of us eat and sleep too much. We watch too much television and are obsessed with whatever morsels of entertainment that our phones can…
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Black Market Heart and This Time Only Reviewed

Black Market Heart – Don’t Fit Anywhere Books, films and concept albums have been written about musical scenes populated by characters seemingly condemned to an early demise. In fact, there are so many of them that you might also fall into the trap of thinking…
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Petrol Station Pies and INDIGENT Reviewed

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Jonny Amoral and The Hellflowers Reviewed

Jonny Amoral – Dig Me Up Life takes up all of your time and, of course, it tends to get in the way. There’s never enough time to do the things you should, and that’s especially true when you’re stuck on the tasks you must tend to. This applies to all…
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Matching Drapes and Mögel Reviewed

Matching Drapes – Pink Tax Nobody was ever really free. Yet, for a while during the last century, the world benefited from a beautiful charade. Everyone with any power agreed to pretend to play nice. People used to say “thank you” and “hello.” Old empires…