7.8
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Common Crime and Never Sunny Reviewed

Common Crime – Ghosted There’s an epidemic of loneliness around the world. And, it is killing more people than would-be deadly viruses are or have been able to do. Worst still, there’s no simple solution in sight. I suppose we’ll either have to work through…
8.0
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Three of Swords and The Underbites Reviewed

Three of Swords – The Best of Me The careers of most musicians follow a similar arc. It may make you sad or may leave you indifferent. That won’t change anything. The fact is that, regardless of how much success a band or musician reaches at the peak of…
8.5
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Lucky Shot and O'Doyle Rules Reviewed

Lucky Shot – HAHA They ask for your PhD certificate and your work experience in an office whenever you are applying for any job with a high-ranking company. They ought to ask for the exact same things the first time that you try to book your band to play a rock…
8.0
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VIDA and Karamelo Santo Reviewed

VIDA – In Absence Music fans and critics use genre names so often that it’s easy to forget what some of those bands actually do. Is it enough to belong to a genre, or do you need to be good too? Is it enough to belong to a genre, or do you have to really show up…
7.5
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I don't speak french and Fast Money Music Reviewed

I don’t speak french – I’m On The Internet The history of pop music can really be divided into two phases – Earthy and artificial. If you’ve missed one of them, don’t worry. Just wait long enough, and it will come back. The hippies…
7.5
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Radio Riot and Yearning for Distortion Reviewed

Radio Riot – Go Jimmie If you’re fully grown, you’re unlikely to become a pro athlete or a certified priest. You should have started earlier on your dreams, I guess. And, to be truthful, even then, it’s likely they wouldn’t have come true. All the kids want…
8.3
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LJ Sleeze and Jacob The Horse Reviewed

LJ Sleeze – Dead Or Alive I look forward to new LJ Sleeze songs, the way that a pervert stuck on a desert island waits for the tide to wash in porno mags. It’s not something that I’m entirely proud of, but something that I need. What makes an LJ Sleeze…
7.5
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Wretched Thieves and Spike Polite & Sewage Reviewed

Wretched Thieves  – SKIN Beauty standards change all the time, right? Fashion models don’t just retire because of their age but because an entirely new standard is presented to the public every few years. And, the public usually accepts it. It’s easy…