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Bang Bang Jet Away and Michael Sebastian Reviewed

Bang Bang Jet Away – Mishima Becoming an artist is just as glamorous as becoming a professional thief. There won’t be anyone particularly glad to see you make this life choice; you’ll ultimately get punished for it, and you must make the decision before you lose…
8.3
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How to Lose Face and Silverface Twin Reviewed

How to Lose Face – Everything Is So Easy There are some people who won’t ever admit it hurts. You could get a hammer and smash them over the head with it, and they’d still smile and say that they’re Ok. Those people are Northern Europeans. Admitting weakness…
8.3
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Hollowblades and Tan Universe Reviewed

Hollowblades – Slow Decay We should start celebrating bad decisions! We ought to start listening to the songs made by people who are, clearly, not seeking a hit! Listen, this is the kind of strategy that worked for us in the future. Do you like the original punk and…
8.3
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Taş Parçası and Violet UltraRay Reviewed

Taş Parçası – Bu İnsanlar The entertainment industry, if it gets its way, will keep you locked forever in the same habits you’ve always had. It loves it if you only watch the same movies on the same streaming service for the rest of your life. It is grateful…
7.8
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Vinyl Williams and Plain Mister Smith Reviewed

Vinyl Williams – Soulgaze There have always been people tempted to call music nothing more than mathematics that you can hear. The same people, if they’re serious about this idea, spent a vast chunk of their time learning the rules of this science. The…
8.3
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Extreme Sports Club and Duane Hoover Reviewed

Extreme Sports Club – Cry Forever You know, maybe those weirdos holding cardboard signs out in the streets while advertising free hugs had the right idea. Perhaps, we can use their example and push things forward a little bit. Maybe we can incorporate public bouts…
7.8
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Youth Valley and TIDETIED reviewed

Youth Valley – cerberus The prevailing theory is that the angriest people, the kind that you’d send at the front of a medieval army, tend to be the nicest, most calm individuals that you’re likely to encounter drinking cold tea in the shade. No, it’s…
7.5
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The Pretty Flowers and Ringing Reviewed

The Pretty Flowers – To Be So Cool Sure, living fast and dying young must sound like a winning strategy. Hell, it certainly will get you out of a few uncomfortable, otherwise unavoidable gatherings, and you certainly won’t need to worry about paying any kind of…
7.5
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No Floor and talker Reviewed

No Floor – Helm Children, especially, can tell when you’re sad. They can identify eyes that are secretly smiling, or a face that, beneath all the stoicism, is holding back the tears. Maybe they’re so good at it because their brains haven’t been bogged down by…