7.8
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King Father Baboon and Ecco Tenebris Reviewed

King Father Baboon – Surface What a life! There are people whose houses are usually situated deep into some mountains in Bavaria or Nepal, who get paid enormous sums of money just to lay their hands on people. The deal’s done simply because it is assumed that only…
7.5
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Tiny Banshee and The Marigolds Reviewed

Tiny Banshee – Space Harpies People who like to spend their evenings relaxing at the sight of a horror film classic aren’t just choosing to make gore the thing that soothes their troubled nerves. They are also making a constant choice not to pick the kind of film…
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The Foot & Leg Clinic and Loose Content Reviewd

The Foot & Leg Clinic – Where did all the fruit go? There’s always somebody smarter than you, someone who looks better in a leather jacket, someone who is charming while making small talk at a boring function. And whether you hate these people makes no…
8.3
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Street Screamer AND almost a.m. Reviewed

Street Screamer – Such Wonders What exactly was the longest-lasting hippie commune, and what happened to all of the rows of tomatoes that they’d planted once that was also gone? The fact is that not all of them ended with people being forced to drink poison…
8.0
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Capacopter AND Joonas Holmén + The Lossy Codecs Reviewed

Capacopter – Kings and Crowds It’s best if you change your name! It works most efficiently if you change your hairstyle, get different clothes, and start speaking with a foreign accent! Joining a rock n’ roll group, ideally, is the same as being lowered into the…
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"Green Machine" Meaning by Kyuss Explained

Maybe it’s a testament to the inquisitiveness of the average rock fan that Kyuss, a desert rock band, would be more famous now than it was back when it was active. Sure, “Green Machine” is one of the greatest alternative rock songs of the 1990s and launched thousands…
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The Big Rip - “Olympus Mons” Review

I’ve recently watched a two-hour interview of Paul Stanley in which The Star Child shares anecdotes about turning KISS into a successful enterprise. While Stanley’s success is undeniable, you’ll soon notice that his stories tend to focus on the most important person in…
8.3
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Huron Lines and Daphne Reviewed

Huron Lines – No Way Out In the future, I’m sure, governments of really wealthy states will set aside a fund for the evil geniuses of the country. They’ll make sure that each time the budget is drawn up, there’s enough money in it. And they’ll make sure that…
8.0
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DAS GROßE LOS and the rising sign Reviewed

DAS GROßE LOS – Bleib (nicht wo du bist) What is a great song, if not an act of hypnotism? The ritual is the same as is the result when everything works. The person being hypnotized is supposed to relax, to listen closely, to put their faith in someone else. What…